January 2012
Me before game: I love my team so much!
Me during game: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, THIS IS SO FRUSTRATING, FUCKING SHOOT YOU TWATS
anna: *fucken screaming her russian*
nikki: grilled cheese sandwich?!
anna: *screaming again*
nikki: no i dont want cheese on my sandwich.
L O L OMG.
December 2011
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
Her pussy bald like Caillou ♥
new years: blogging
christmas: blogging
birthday: blogging
natural disaster: blogging
meeting band guys: blogging about meeting band guys
house fire: blogging about having to save the computer
funeral: blogging
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
zeldaappreciationblog:
who needs punctuation when you can just end every sentence with omg
follow meh on instagram?!
gifsofgiants:
arianabearakat
like jack barakat but i love bears so i did that L O L
thanks to rymmmm fo that!
and mahh hoes:
rym: kharismaskey
nikki: ohheyynikkaayy
imjustaboywithadream:
if i was a cat i would kill myself in 8 different ways and then spend my last time trying to molest Oprah
Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e
I'm So Funny
Stupid Youtube Girl talking about her ugly bracelets: Yeah this will go with anything
Me: Like in the trash can
Me: um are you sitting on your dog
