March 2012
wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
bearakat:
kharismaskey:
ohhheyynikkaayy:
bearakat:
member when i took pictures of rym’s butt everyday?…
i can’t wait to do that again
Remember when i would hit ryms head with the car seat 50000 times a day? I cant wait to do that again.
:( I remember that, my butt and your camera will meet again
Nikki imma slap you with my 90 year old camera if you do that ever again!!!!!
HAHAHAHA...
bearakat:
member when i took pictures of rym’s butt everyday?…
i can’t wait to do that again
Remember when i would hit ryms head with the car seat 50000 times a day? I cant wait to do that again.
mom: let me see your blog.
me:
me:
me: *throws computer out of window*
me: what blog?
Ellen Degeneres for President.
theclassiestass:
what is motivation
where can i download it
February 2012
mjolkk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
dear lord i need a freaking boyfriend cause all i ever do is fangirl over men who will never in my goddamn mind know i exist.
